I came out to the living room and checked my email and found this from the Innocent Bystander (and NO, I did not ask him if I could reprint it-what's his is MYNE, yes?):
Hey,
You need to call them mothercuntfuckwadasslickjismheadshiteatingcocksuckerdickfacesmellslikeassturdchewingcumbubbles down at the bank and tell them to put back our 500 dollars and quit taking it out of our account for the house.
Thank you,
My Person
I also received THIS (from my dentist):
Jacquelynn,
Just a friendly reminder about your appointment with Dr. Edward Banas.
We appreciate your time and will see you then!
Just a friendly reminder about your appointment with Dr. Edward Banas.
Your appointment is: |
Tuesday, November 11, 2008 |
10:00AM |
We appreciate your time and will see you then!
Now, most people would, at this point, turn around and go back to bed. But not me! Remember? I have forty bonus bucks to spend! It's going to be a GREAT day.
p.s. Don't forget to comment on this post by November 20th at 5pm CST for your chance to win a slightly used, post MRI, post electrocution, non 3G but works just fine and has 2744 songs on it (which can be removed) IPhone!
3 comments:
Hmmm maybe you are more in need of that Erotica than you put on?
Hmmm. Maybe that's it. I need new MATERIAL. Help me out, ya'll!
sounds like a perfect morning! So what did you decide to buy? After you release, do you foodie? Just curious...
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