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I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com

Friday, November 21, 2008

*sigh*


I really do try to focus on the positive, the funny, the twisted and the weird.  And I suppose that in retrospect, I will, but tonight?  I just feel lonely.  

I'm not really sad, per se.  My kids are all home, I got to go out to dinner with my parents to a restaurant I've wanted to try for a long time and I have successfully uploaded "9 1/2 Weeks" to my IPhone for my viewing pleasure later this evening ^^groucho eyebrows^^ (and may I just say-there is something very mysteriously intimate about watching a movie on an IPhone?) although I am wondering at the wisdom of watching it in this frame of mind.  Might just end up being depressing. Because despite the family and friends and food and frivolity and fun, I am sorely lacking in some FORTNER.  Boy. Hoss.  Dood.  Bonehead.  Scrote.  My Scrote.  Sometimes this working way far away chit sucks.

Just sayin'.

3 comments:

darsden said...

sorry honey...wish big dude was home for your birthday...! Smooches too you ... enjoy your "movie" happy birthday ..

derfina said...

Meh.

Just let a momentary attack of self pity get the best of me. I'll shake it off.

See ya in the mornin'.

Braja said...

Sorry I missed your birthday Derfina...and that you were alone..hope you enjoyed your movie anyhow...