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I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com

Saturday, November 29, 2008


Eyes: Look like two peeholes in the snow, but present. Check.

Mouth: Something either died or shat in there, but all teeth accounted for. Check.

Stomach: Amazingly enough, fine AND dandy, and looking forward to lunch at High Cotton. Will wonders never cease?

Brain: Don't go there.

Girl+Misfits Thanksgiving+beer=


Braja said...

holy crap is that cat REAL or did you tweak it...

ahhh, poor Derfina...yeah, there's nothing much else to say.

Strange Pilgram said...

Glad all your important parts are accounted for... oh wait.

You crack me up girl. Thanks for the smooches!

derfina said...

Braja-that cat looked exactly how I felt when I came to this morning. *shakes head* Self inflicted gets no pity.

Strange Pilgram-Yes, the parts are all in their proper places, but I think I misplaced my dignity somewhere along the line last night.

*smooches* <---don't cost a thing! *wink*

Pearl said...

Uh, Derfina? Were we at the same Misfit THanksgiving?! :-) We basically posted the same thing!!!