Oh, my aching jaws.
I stumbled out of bed this morning and found that my new bff Plungergirl (sorry chick-I'm a 'tard and haven't fingered out how to link you yet) had linked to me, and I had a stunning double digit number of page impressions. WOOT!
My dad is on his way home from Kyrgystan today. He is gonna be so proud of his little girl. Her fifteen minutes of fame are as Sparky the Wonder Twat. Evidently the public wants vaginas. So I have to ask myself, are you gonna be THAT GIRL? Yes, folks. That's me. All vaginas. All the time.
About Me
- derfina
- I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
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Yes, the internet does want vaginas. That's why I try to mention them and boobies as much as possible.
Vagina vagina vagina is a good tag. You have no idea how many sickos you're going to attract. The sickos don't ever comment though. I think they're too disappointed when they don't find (for me) photos of plungers in vaginas. For you they'll be looking for vaginas on fire.
Did you know spellcheck wants to tell you that vaginas isn't a word? I'm not sure what they want you to use for plural vagina...Vagini, Vaginis, Vaginini, Vaginae, Vaginies...
Yes PG is our vagina go to girl and sometimes there are even warts on said vaginas but I don't think she's ever written about fire coming from that area. You win the prize for that one. :)
While I may write about vaginas and warts, I do not have any personal experience with genital warts. Just had to clear that up. Don't want to be known as The Genital Warts blog.
Hi, remember me? I think I went to some school with chu..! Use to hang with you...like last month...hummmm..!Damn Bloggers..U took my Biatch...! Love, ur friend...LOL
Well, I rectom I can do vagina. Boobies, too for that matter.
And Dar, I have not forsaken you-I will be there Saturday so you can Wii-whip my sorry ass.
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