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I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Trying something new


I am so excited, ya'll.  I have been invited to be a contributor to Ornery Woman which is a HUGE honor to me.  Today was my inaugural post.

Well, the Innocent Bystander just went and cast his absentee vote as he leaves for the Fatherland on election day.  I really fear he has gone the final step in declaring himself a 'brothah' by voting for Obama and making himself a true African American.  He won't tell me who he voted for, but I really think we are cancelling each other's votes out this year.  I just can't jump on THAT bandwagon.  And I may just be writing in PlungerGirl as my candidate of choice.  *snicker*

Oh.  Did I tell you that we have a new rule in our house?  We (if by we you mean numbnutz over there) are no longer allowed to fix the toilet with a hammer.  We are also not allowed to install lights in rooms that have no working on/off switch.  Thank the Big Baboo that we discovered there was no way to turn off our purdy new light in the SOBER light of day, cuz that could have been a real Keystone Kops scene as we were trying to put the birds to bed after a hard night of drinking. 

Now he is fixing to install some blinds, so I am going to cut this short as I sense impending disaster as the flat screen TV is right in front of the window in which he is planning to put them.  Not to mention the feather shower that is likely to ensue.  I'll see ya'll tomorrow.  After I have my cheese buger hot dog shake.




1 comment:

Island Travel Girl said...

Ah yes. Home "improvements". Have hammer, will fix things.

Good luck with that - hope you have some newfound privacy, and a functioing TV when it's all over.