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I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Womyn on a Mission


swear that today is going to be the last day of running from dawn to dark for awhile.  Really. No.  REALLY.

Believe it or not, Dar and I ended up going to Mobile yet again, yesterday.  She was even the one to suggest it!  Way to pour on the comment guilt, ya'll!  Very effective. *nods*  Will have to make a note of that.

Unfortunately, it wasn't really a pleasure trip, and as I was feeling rather ornery, was prolly not overly pleasant for her, either.  I believe she knows now why I use cruise control.  We actually were on a mission to the airport so I could take care of some business for the Innocent Bystander. I'm not totally convinced that the *eyes narrow, trying to think of a diplomatic word* cheesedick fine young gentleman who didn't do a damn thing but stand there and stare at the computer blankly helped me actually did what needed to be done, but we will find out on the 28th.  If I get a desperate call from the IB when he gets to Lagos wanting to know why his ticket is not paid for, I am going to hunt that mofo down and show him what a fatal error really is have to write a letter to his supervisor asking them to reprimand him for telling me that they only needed to SEE my credit card, not actually DO anything with it. 


Anyway, like I said, we are hitting the ground running again today.  What are we up to?  Well, I can't really give you any details as far as the morning goes, but I can say that a mall will be involved.  I can also tell you that I have not promised anyone that I will maintain any set distance from shoe displays, and that there will be some serious coffee drinking before any purpose is accomplished, because it is an ungodly hour to have to leave the house, and the birds and this post (awww...you know ya'll are a priority) leave me no time to sit around with a cuppa this morning.  Jeeze. The way I'm grousing about this, you'd be hard pressed to guess that this was all my idea, eh?

There is only one plan for this afternoon and evening, and that is HOCKEY.  Hockey, hockey, and then more HOCKEY. At 4pm, there is an exhibition game scheduled between former (mostly Seawolves) ECHL players versus former NHL players.  It ought to be an interesting game, as we've not seen most of these players since before Katrina, and one of the members of 'our' team is our current team's head coach.  Hopefully they've not all gone to seed and no one will get hurt.

Directly following that game we have another game against the Gwinnett Gladiators, so we will basically be at the coliseum from 4pm til 10pm.  I am planning on sleeping in tomorrow, then spending the day at the house with El Juevo for a Slapshot marathon whilst I cook and clean and bake him a pie.  I'm sure I'll manage to sneak in a post somewhere along the line.  And it may just answer the mystery of just what I'm up to this morning.  Guess you'll have to come back to see!

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7 comments:

darsden said...

LOL, it was a different experience yesterday.. fersure dude...lol Julz, I did suck it up and suggest with go to Mobile...but, I wasn't the one who took the Asprin!!! whoowhee my ticket to the amusement park was free...YEHAW!

Braja said...

Guess I will have to come back...and Derfina, I changed Russell's photo to match your Comment of the Week....I think I like better...

Charmaine said...

Yer funny. That's all I got.

I'm brain dead from too much bloggin'.

La Belette Rouge said...

Perhaps a good idea to wear hockey gear to the mall. I could have used a stick and some protective gear today.

derfina said...

Dar-sorry about my 'mood' (do ya get my little punny pun pun, there? *snicker* MOOd?)

Braja-I like! I have a little something I did with YOU in mind for Sunday's post!

Charmaine-thanks for stopping by! Come back often!

La Belette Rouge-The crowds don't get to me-it's the TRAFFIC. *shakes head*

*smooches* to all!

Dana said...

Busy, busy, busy. Do you gals ever slow down?

derfina said...

No way! Never slow down-just switch gears!