Nope. Sorry to get your hopes up *snort*(I know, I know...you lose SLEEP waiting for my pearls of wisdom, no?) but this is not an actual post. I just looked outside and realized that the fog is not lifting. It is, in fact, descending. Which means I need to get my ass in gear.
Santa Clause stopped by here sometime last night and left a pile of presents wrapped in purple that I need to go deliver. I am thinking for the sake of time that I am going to make El Juevo wait to open his stuff until I get to Mom and Daddy's (also because Santa's writing got REALLY TINY as he worked his way through the sixpack I left him and I can't finger out which ones are his), which will be after a quick trip to Dar's. I am cold blooded like that.
Point? Post will be late today. I'm off to enjoy the day with my real life family and hopefully will have another phone call or two from the Innocent Bystander (we've already had one) who is officially my hero, which you'll hear more about this evening. I hope you all have a wonderful day full of good friends, food, family and fun-check back mo' laterer for the Santa report.