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I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Merry Happy Happy

Nope.  Sorry to get your hopes up *snort*(I know, I know...you lose SLEEP waiting for my pearls of wisdom, no?) but this is not an actual post.  I just looked outside and realized that the fog is not lifting.  It is, in fact, descending.  Which means I need to get my ass in gear.

Santa Clause stopped by here sometime last night and left a pile of presents wrapped in purple that I need to go deliver.  I am thinking for the sake of time that I am going to make El Juevo wait to open his stuff until I get to Mom and Daddy's (also because Santa's writing got REALLY TINY as he worked his way through the sixpack I left him and I can't finger out which ones are his), which will be after a quick trip to Dar's.  I am cold blooded like that.  

Point?  Post will be late today.  I'm off to enjoy the day with my real life family and hopefully will have another phone call or two from the Innocent Bystander (we've already had one) who is officially my hero, which you'll hear more about this evening.  I hope you all have a wonderful day full of good friends, food, family and fun-check back mo' laterer for the Santa report.


darsden said...

Oh MY...hurry up and bring me my present...LOL...take your time..becareful it is thick out there...hurryup bitoch!

Rebecca Hickman said...

Funny! Have a merry Christmas!

Eric S. said...

Enjoy your day, and what the heck, go ahead a drag out those deliveries enjoy the company of your real life family.

Merry Christmas

darsden said...

are you here yet?

Marinka said...

Ok,I will wait right here for the post. Have a great day!

Braja said...

Wait...you mean....I'm not real to you?

darsden said...

Braja..lol nananabooboo

darsden said...

ooops sorry Merry Christmas Braja

Vodka Mom said...

Braja??? Damn. I honestly don't think she sleeps.

I LOVE that pic- LOL!!

Merry Christmas!!

derfina said...

Dar-*smooches* Thank you for everything! Wish we could have spent more time together.

Rebecca-You too! Liked your videos.

Eric-I actually DID drag them out. I was the late arrival for once!

Marinka-If you knew me mo' betterer, you wouldn't be holding your breath! *wink* Welcome to the Beautifulist!

Vodka Mom-I think you may be onto something. I think our yogi friend has been bypassing the space time continuum somehow. Part of her mystery and why we love her, eh?

*smooches* to all!

Braja-Very real-that is the prollem-I want to spend more time here than I do SHOPPING, for heaven's sake! Ya'll don't realize how highly you really do rate!

NadinetheMinx said...

Dear Derfina,
I can't remember exactly where I found you (perhaps through Bloggess) but I'm so glad I did! So here's some holiday wood for you--I'm officially following you!
The Minx

Heinous said...

Merry Christmas! Don't worry about that Braja, she's not real. She tries her best though, you have to give her that much.

Pearl said...

Hurry back! I can't wait to see what you got me!
Merry Christmas, Miz J.