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I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com

Monday, February 2, 2009

Oops, She Did It Again


Pearl said...

My sister has a chicken that lays an egg the size of a ping pong ball, but a GRAPE?!

Mama Dawg said...


darsden said...

Now that is a cute egg..you should let that baby hatch her egg! I want to see what it will be! How long have you had this bird...I think Nemo got a hold of Ahab..just sayin' LOL

Improbable Joe said...

I need that egg!NEED!

I can stuff it inside a tiny bird, and stuff that into a turducken.