I also received this little gem from him this week (unedited):
I asked him about it later, and he said that the mate told him the mobile police in question were from the north and had never seen a toilet. In their part of the country, he explained, they dig a hole and squat over it to take a crap. He told the IB that the men had thanked him and told him that they had not understood how it worked and that they would TRY it his way. I told the IB that would be great until they went home and wanted to sit on their holes in the dirt. Then it wouldn't make so much sense.
the cleaning guy came to me and asked me to talk to the 2 mo po's they are muslem and they keep standing on the toilet seat to shit and are making a mess
why the fuck would somebody do that?
how do you go tell somebody they have to sit ,, not stand on the seat
i sent the mate to do it
not a problem i faced before