He knows me too well. For Valentines Day, I got the first set of pics of Igor in Nigeria.
I also received this little gem from him this week (unedited):
the cleaning guy came to me and asked me to talk to the 2 mo po's they are muslem and they keep standing on the toilet seat to shit and are making a mess
why the fuck would somebody do that?
how do you go tell somebody they have to sit ,, not stand on the seat
i sent the mate to do it
not a problem i faced before
I asked him about it later, and he said that the mate told him the mobile police in question were from the north and had never seen a toilet. In their part of the country, he explained, they dig a hole and squat over it to take a crap. He told the IB that the men had thanked him and told him that they had not understood how it worked and that they would TRY it his way. I told the IB that would be great until they went home and wanted to sit on their holes in the dirt. Then it wouldn't make so much sense.
*smooches*
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How cute is Igor Love it! Maybe he could hang a picture diagram in there for the nubie's LOL. Can't believe I have to get all dressed up for you tongiht dammi,
Thought I only had to do that for Ya Mama!!!
I followed all of that.
Wait. I'm lying.
Hell it's 5.30am. Speak slowly.
They've never seen a toilet. I can't even imagine spending my life squatting over a hole...although I had to do it in a public restaurant in a small town in ITALY.
When I was 16, I went to Egypt. When we arrived in the airport, we had to use the restroom. Women were squatting in the corners doing their business. I decided to hold it.
It's because they have never heard of the concept of sitting on a filthy place where others have sat to shit.
Which when you think about it, makes a lotta sense...
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