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I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Verging On

Panic Attack
Puking, Vomiting, Barfing, Upchucking, Blowing Chunks
Shitting my pants
Full Body Orgasm
Heart jumping out of my throat

Now, that's what I call poetry.  *snort*


darsden said...

WOW, LOL... has husbby left the boat? That is the real question? I sure hope he has..and that is why you feel all the above..and not because he hasn't!

derfina said...

Dar-In a word? NO. In two words? FUCK NO.

Daffodil Campbell said...

Geez Derfina. Sounds like a real swell time over there ! WTF ?

Christine Gram said...

Holy crap. All that at once? Hope the boat still floats when you're through.

And, yes, that's poetry. Raw, and good to get out there.

skywind said...

Oh, incredible poem. LOL
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SweetPeaSurry said...

HAH, freaking awesome poem! That totally rocks. I do hope you're not really upchucking like that though.

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