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I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com

Sunday, March 8, 2009


Sorry, ya'll.  I know I said you'd get the story behind the song, but it is going to have to wait.  I tried to sit here and write, but my head is pounding and I'm running a fever and I just can't.  I'd send you *smooches* but I don't want to get any on you.  Thank you all for your get well wishes. This dishrag is headed back to the couch.


Daffodil Campbell said...

Oh, I am so sorry, hun. I am clearing my head with a spicy (SPICY !!!!) bloody mary right now - would love to be able to hear out of my left ear sometime today..... sending restorative jello hugs your way.

darsden said...

Oh, man you really got the crud huh. Anything you need honey. I will run it by and throw it at you...LOL ya know I love ya, but dardar doesn't do gems...oooo yuck.

Mama Dawg said...

Feel better soon!

Pearl said...

Sorry to hear your head's pounding, but how are you supposed to write like that?
You can't.
Take care. We'll all come back another time.

♥ Braja said...

Ohhh, poor you...get well soon my friend...