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I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

And the Winner IS...

Jason Mesnik, Douchebag of the Year!

That's really all I have today.  Between trips to visit the porcelain Goddess and reading wonderfully descriptive blogs about disgusting products, songs and phrases, I did manage to watch the season finale to The BASTARD The Bachelor, and may I just say?

  *coughsmegmasuckingcheesedickdoanythingtobeontvjustonemoretimecrybabyPRICKcough*

I think when the SECOND 'After the Last Rose' program comes on next week, we all need to have a bottle of our favorite poison of the day, a shotglass and a rocks glass handy.  Every time he says "Her  and me," everyone has to take a shot.  Every time he decides to get all fancy and try to speak the Queen's English and says "Her and I," we all have to chug a rocks glass full.  It should be one hell of a par-tay!

Carry on.

7 comments:

Daffodil Campbell said...

Without ever watching this show, I learned all I needed to know about that douchebag from reading everyone else's responses to last night's show, and from his stupid blog (portions of which were printed in People magazine - no I didn't do a darn thing to make that man's hit counter go up.) It appears that he SUUUUUCKS.

Christine Gram said...

I've yet to come across something that makes me wish I watched TV. Nope. Don't miss it ONE TEENSY BIT.

tysdaddy said...

Every year I try to watch at least 10 minutes of "reality" tv, and so last night I watched about 5 minutes of The Bachelor.

Five minutes I'll never get back.

And I may just skip the remaining five minutes as well . . .

Improbable Joe said...

I guess there's a reason I don't watch those shows...

derfina said...

Daff-Yes, he does. Like a black hole.

Christine-I could completely do without it. It is usually just white noise. My defenses were down last night-sick, ya know? *snort*

tysdaddy-I'm weak, Dude.

Improbable Joe-Perhaps because you have a life? I have excuses...Sick, and the Unit is offshore.

*smooches* to all!

darsden said...

OMG he was a jerk...poor Melissa. I knew Molly put the voodoo on him though before she left! (ain't gonna be as goooooooood LOL)
What was even funnier, is the girl from Lost wouldn't remain after her interview with Kimble because she didn't want to sit next to Jason. She said she wouldn't sit next to him for anything, a woman doesn't deserve what he did!
Hope you are feeling better honey.

♥ Braja said...

Poor baby. Sorry you're sick. Too much dahl and rice?