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I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com

Monday, May 11, 2009

Pro-fun-ditty

*flicks away a cobweb*

*chokes on dust*

*bustles about readying self to sit still long enough to write*

*clears throat*

*looks out the window at the Sheriff's Department boat searching for the body*

*decides tomorrow would be a  good mo' betterer day to re-start blogging*

(Life is what happens when you STEP. AWAY. FROM. THE. 'PUTER.)


8 comments:

Mama Dawg said...

Glad to see you back.

darsden said...

WhoooHewww She's BAAACKKKK Yay! Can't wait to hear about this one *wink* welcome home honey :-))

Koolio said...

Who'd you murder?

Oh yeah, welcome back, lol.

prayingtodarwin said...

So I was in traffic today, and I saw this woman driving a pickup track who looked exactly like you (OK, I only have your avatar to go on, but still, she looked a lot like the avatar). And I thought, "Maybe that's why derfina hasn't blogged in a while, she's been too busy moving to Canada!"

But no.

Anyways, good to have you back!

♥ Braja said...

Dammit, you lazy woman :) Teasin' us like that? Shame on you :))

♥ Braja said...

Yeah...who'd you murder??!

Daffodil Campbell said...

Listen lady, there is "stepping away" and there is total abandonment without somuch as a note. I can't wait to catch up :)

NurseExec said...

Happy to see that you're back!