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I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com
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Saturday, January 3, 2009

Breather


We have been taking it easy the last few days, but at the same time, we've been very busy. We've done some shopping and some loving, some cavorting in our nice odor free shower, some football watching and some drinking.  We've done a whole lot of researching on our upcoming trip, and are both pretty much packed, although we don't leave here until Wednesday evening. 
I still have quite a lot of room in my bag, so I'm sure I'm forgetting something important.

I seem to be doing that a lot lately.  I forgot to post yesterday.  I have an excuse, though-I think I'm coming down with something.  Penis poisoning, most likely.  We will soon find out.  Since the Innocent Bystander's best bud is a schoolteacher and will be going back to school before we get back from our trip, they have decided to do a boy's night out tonight, so Dar has graciously allowed me to spend the night at her house.   We will see if my symptoms improve by distancing myself from the IB.  I have my doubts.  I'll prolly start twitching about midway through our Wii tourney and she'll whip my ass, in which case my diagnosis will be confirmed.

I imagine the next few days will be hectic, what with El Juevo starting his second semester at college and us getting ready for the trip, but I will try to keep you updated.  Things should get back to normal after we get back.  The playoffs will be in full swing, so other than the distraction of the new season of American Idol (hush-I have my weaknesses too!) which I will have to watch in the bedroom, you here in Blogsville will most likely have my undivided attention.  By then I should be able to string two or three sentences together coherently enough to merit your attention.  In the meantime, if you have some free time, check out the Beautifulist over there---->  Or my brain candy.  That should keep you occupied for quite a while!  

*smooches* to all!