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I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com
Showing posts with label random memories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random memories. Show all posts

Thursday, November 27, 2008

The ghosts of Thanksgivings past.



Random memories of Thanksgiving, in no particular order:

Picking up the whole platter of turkey (at age 3) and taking it in to my Grandma Schuckert's bedroom because she had had surgery and couldn't come to the table to eat.

My Grandpa Davis and his rhubarb and mincemeat pies.

Sitting at the little kids' table, wondering when the magic year would be that I would get to sit with the grownups.  Sadly, that day never came.

Hitting a bunch of bars one Thanksgiving Eve with Mom and her friends in search of a STRANGER to bring to Thanksgiving.

Grandma Schuckert and I picking a million crabs we had caught so everyone could have some without the hassles and mess of picking them themselves.

My brother Jeffrey and I adopting a couple of Seabees one Thanksgiving when Mom and Dad were visiting Uncle Dunkle in Florida.

Myne wyfe and I buying a rock solid frozen turkey on Thanksgiving day and defrosting it IN THE BATHTUB.

Cooking peas for the Salvation Army community dinner and them making the front page of the newspaper-my 'famous' peas. 

Heavenly hash in all its incarnations.

Daddy's homemade cranberry sauce that shows back up for Christmas (but by then it's fermented)

Mom and her Thanksgiving themes-some years, we all dress like pilgrims and indians, some years everyone wears flannel jammie pants, one year was sweaters, sometimes she picks a color we are all supposed to wear-it's always something different.  This year (her last, she swears) the theme is supposed to be MOD.  WTF?

I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving filled with family and friends and memories of your own.  *smooches*