I'm really missing the Innocent Bystander. I rectom it is because I have all the rest of my family close for a change, and it just doesn't feel complete without him. I also have an assload of running around to do today and don't feel like lugging this 'puter around with me trying to find wifi hotspots to post from today, so I'm going to keep it short and sweet.
I have had several people ask me what the IB does that takes him to all the exotic *smirk* locales that he works in. He is a jack up boat captain. When I tell people that, unless they happen to be from the Gulf area, they usually look at me blankly. That is, of course, those who get past the words 'jack up' without shooting whatever liquid is handy through their nostrils. Usually people hear what they want to, and I know in some peoples minds, they imagine they heard me say "jack off captain" instead of jack UP. (Oh, great...now THAT image is going to be stuck in my head on a loop all day like some old Beatles "Chicken To Ride" song.) In order to clear up this cornfusion, I fingered a picture or two would speak eversomuch more eloquently than I could ever hope to. *smooches*
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