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I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com

Friday, August 14, 2009

Threesome?

*yawns*

*stretches*

*sniffs*


Ahhh...the pogey plant is cranked up today and the wind is blowing east, so there is a hint of rotting fish (or as my sister in law likes to call it, the smell of steak and eggs-her daddy was a pogey boat captain) in the air.  *sniffs again, blinks*  But what's that?  Do you smell it?

*nose points judiciously into the air*

*eyes brighten*

Mmmm...Ralph Lauren...Polo...Cool Water...and what's this?  A hint of Canoe and Old Spice? How old school.

Did the men's counter at Belks explode?

Oh, wait...NO!  It did not!

THAT, my friends, is the aroma of all the self respecting lesbians and those of us who don't know what the feck we are readying up for the Melissa Ethridge concert tonight at the Hard Rock.  

My Timberland hiking boots are out, along with my flannel shirt and jeans.  I'm fixing to go wash the new 2010 4x4 Tundra, do some chores and errands, then go meet up with my date for this evening, the loverly Dar (for some reason, today I am thinking Darlinator *snort*).  For one reason or another, we have not had a chance to get together in months, and this little dykefest seemed like a wonderful opportunity to reconnect.  ^^arches eyebrows^^

Before I go, though, a word to the wise:  Do not...I repeat...DO NOT ever publish the words, and I quote "three months to look forward to in one place with reliable Internet".  Take my word for it.  Granted, I was a fool to put reliable and Internet into the same sentence, but still.

So.  Tonight.  Hard Rock.  Melissa, Dar and Derfina.  

That's how we roll.




Thursday, August 13, 2009

Alright, already!

So...What have ya'll been up to?

Without overstating the obvious, I have taken a giant (to me) break from the computer, at least as far as blogs are concerned.  Today, for the first time since *thinks back*...Well, really since Europe if I'm really being honest, that I've given more than just a cursory glance to my Blogger dashboard. 

We have done a great deal of traveling this year, and between that and some stuff that is/has been taking up a great deal of my computer time doing research, I have been on mental overload.  That is all coming to, if not a screeching halt then at least a long pause, so perhaps I will come out of my self imposed blogger denial now that I have a full three months to look forward to in one place with reliable Internet.

That is all I'm going to say on that matter in THIS post, SO.

Now, for those of you who check in now and then whose interest has been piqued by the cryptic comments left on my last post (for if truth be told, they were the reason my curiosity was piqued-try getting a message in Japanese in your inbox every morning for a week!) I give you the condensed translation of the last six comments:

"About the [kawaii] child leaving home, stops wanting it seems that to try playing. It doesn't try encountering with that kind of child with the leaving home bulletin board? As for her dinner just being arrogant H you serve in gratitude and the [chi] [ya] [tsu] it is the [ri] do The search [rankungu] superior result of yahoo. New feeling encounter type sight, in eye Nabi like every week very popular opposite nun event in the midst of opening! Because the girl it is registered with summer vacation is increased rapidly, the man now is chance of the new encounter Also the encounter [i] now opposite help! It was times when [onna] buys [otoko]. With this site the system where the opposite support desired [serebu] woman can choose the man freely is adopted. About the woman who supplies success economically the money aspect is rich, but it is to be hungry to love. The one which has interest please Same [hameserebu] being perfection free, is the encounter community which it can utilize. With the result which until now is not, we search the person who is agreeable to your desire. Because the luxurious event which every month cannot be thought is held the encounter is guaranteed Summer the peak! As for the girl with open feeling one person H the eddy eddy which we would like to do the [tsu] which has been done! As for you looking at the [o] ○ knee of the girl, raising feeling, [ne]! Of course, we helping , it is [otsuke]! The [a], to access the rescue section now, the [tsu] Summer the peak! As for the girl with open feeling one person H the eddy eddy which we would like to do the [tsu] which has been done! As for you looking at the [o] ○ knee of the girl, raising feeling, [ne]! Of course, we helping, it is [otsuke]! The [a], to access the rescue section now, the [tsu"



Ya don't say!?!